Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Ten Commandments of Bingo

Bingo is great, right? I’m glad you enjoy iy. But, did you follow their commandments? Yes, bingo has rules and regulation to follow. Come and read the following.



TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BINGO
1. Thou shalt not sit in thy neighbour's lucky seat – You should have to respect the things of the other. Don’t ever tried to sit in your neighbor’s lucky sit because you have our own sit and I am sure that sitiing in your neighbor’s lucky seat is not a guarantee that you can win next time. Skill is more important.

2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's bingo card – Honesty is the best policy, you should remember that. Don’t steal someone’s bingo card because you want to win. Be shame.

3. Thou shalt not take the Caller's name in vain – Anger is not a solution to win. You should have skill and fortune so you don’t have to curse the caller because you lose.

4. Thou shalt not call false "Bingo." – Joking should avoid in bingo arena. When you shout the word bingo, make sure you really win because truth will reveal afterwards.

5. Thou shalt not wish bad luck on thy neighbour – It’s not proper to say some bad luck to your opponent. Just try your best to win.

6. Thou shalt not threaten to kill the Bingo Caller - Why do you have to threathen to kill the bingo caller? Are you out of your mind. Accept if you lost, don’t blame it to the caller. Bingo is the game of fortune. You may win, you may lost. And always bear in mind that bingo is just a game. Don’t take it too personal if you lost thousand. Anyway it’s your fault. If you don’t want to lose your everything, use your mind and don’t be greedy.

7. Thou shalt not steal thy husband's money for Bingo – If you don’t have money, stepped out. But don’t ever steal. If someone see you stealing, surely you will become miserable in the end. When someone learn your move, nobody will going to trust you again.

8. Thou shalt not brag about how much thou hast won – Don’t tell anyone that you win. It’s not appropriate. Just keep it to yourself. If you become hard-headed it’s up to you, but be preparred. There will be a possibility that someone will think to kidnap or kill you just to get your winnings.

9. Thou shalt not whine about how much thou hast lost – Don’t blame someone if you lost thousand, it’s your fault. You bet everything you have so you must suffer the consequences if that happen. If you don’t wan’t to get poor then think hundred times before you bet.

10. Thou shalt honour thy Bingo Host. – Every one of us should be respected. If you agree with me then you should respect your bingo caller. Please don’t curse him/her or what. He/She did her job. If you lost, don’t blame the bingo caller, it’s not her/his fault.

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